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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

brooklynmutt:

"Just some of the everyday phrases we owe our wonderful 450 year old birthday boy." - @stephenfry

brooklynmutt:

"Just some of the everyday phrases we owe our wonderful 450 year old birthday boy." - @stephenfry

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
  • BFF:

    Grandmother I need to talk to you

  • Grandma:

    [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?

  • BFF:

    No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.

  • Grandma:

    What?

  • BFF:

    I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.

  • Grandma:

    [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

the-beat-goes-onn:

makeitearlgrey:

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”

ADJUST YOUR BUST BEFORE IT COMBUSTS

the-beat-goes-onn:

makeitearlgrey:

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”

ADJUST YOUR BUST BEFORE IT COMBUSTS

gallifreyburning:

ilovesuperwholockstuck:

tardistrouble:

RTD era:

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Moffat Era:

TASHA: (to Clara) I have confidential matters to discuss with the Doctor. Would you excuse us? 
DOCTOR: Anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Clara. Well, quite a lot of it. Probably about half. Maybe a smidge under. Actually, Clara, would you mind waiting out here, please? 

Yes. This is a thing called character development.

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ice-master-kristoff:

disneymagicandlove:

WOO YEA WESELTON MORE LIKE WESELTURNT

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ice-master-kristoff:

disneymagicandlove:

WOO YEA WESELTON MORE LIKE WESELTURNT

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